February 28, 2010

a poem.

i knew this would happen, i could feel it—i swear

when i walked into the store

& smelled yeast in the air

the mayonaise had run out

the tuna ran dry

& once again i was stuck

waiting on the obnoxious double meat sub guy

the ice machine broke down

the oven beeper was blaring

we ran out of bread

& people were staring

they were more than just staring

they burned down that store

i was so happy

the end.